Reasons why OTK spankings are great

This has been borrowed (that is copied) from the TASKA yahoo group site, for your amusement. The sex of the spanker and spankee has been changed to fit this blog. Posted by "Alice Kerr-Sutherland"

First, they are good for your health.
* The spanker gets a good workout chasing an errant partner, dragging them to the chair, holding then in place despite their struggles, and of course the effort of a truly good spanking.

* For the spankee, the effort of running, struggling, and of course all that kicking and waving arms around. Better than Aerobics!

* Spankees spend more time standing, even dancing frantically. Much healthier activity than sitting. Perhaps we can teach the spank aerobics in gyms? Worlds more fun than step, and way more action than yoga.

* Spanking is great for the circulation. First all the blood rushes to the head as the spankee is positioned over the knee. Then when the spanking begins the blood rushes to the bottom. Soon the face is red with crying and yelling, the heart rate jumps as arms and legs wave and kick. By the end the heart has had an excellent workout.
Again, roll on spank aerobics. (And I intend to patent that. But you can all buy shares.)

* Asthmatics are often told to take up swimming to improve lung capacity. Think of the wonderful benefits of a spanking, plenty of exercise and a good workout for the lungs too, but without all the time spent getting to the pool, changing clothes, drying off, etc.

* Along the same lines, think of aspiring singers. Spankees often hit notes that Opera singers can only dream about. And sustain them for amazingly long periods. The opportunity is there for a truly effective training program.. And there is that improvement in lung capacity again. All that yelling..... it has to pay off.

* Mental agility is improved too. Trying to think up excuses that will work to avoid a spanking, looking for hiding places for contraband, trying to find a loophole in the rules, all keep a spankee alert. And of course the spanker is playing the other side; watching, checking, continually on her toes. That sort of thinking keeps you young.

Secondly, they help you save money.

* Less wear and tear on the furniture. After all, the two of you use only one chair. And afterwards the spankee doesn't sit at all for a while..

* You can examine the carpet for marks and stains while you are down there. Might find a lost pen or a few coins too, if you check around.

* It's a cheap hobby. No equipment at all is required, just a place for the spanker to sit. If he decides to go beyond a hand spanking many appropriate implements are lying around the house, just begging to be used. Much cheaper than the expense of buying golf clubs, scuba gear or electric trains.

* Spankers often find that giving a spanking to that hot red bottom, which is doing all that wriggling on your lap, has a somewhat arousing/ moistening effect. Just a bit. Think of the savings on Viagra. Although, it may be interesting trying to fill the prescription.

Thirdly, they can add excitement to your life.

* Just imagine you are going to the most boring party on earth. As you arrive your partner whispers in your ear, Behave yourself tonight or I'll be warming that naughty little bottom of yours when we get home..
Instantly your mind is alert. Just how far can you push? You know you are being watched all the time. You flirt, you tease, always keeping one eye open. And then it happens, the whisper, Right Young man, that's enough. You'll be in the corner as soon as we get home. I want to see that naughty bottom of yours on display. And then you're going over my knee and I'm spanking you until you are one sorry young man.
The rest of the party passes in a blur of thrills and chills, terrified anticipation and shivery excitement. Definitely not dull.

* A simple shopping trip becomes a roller coaster of thrills. Do I buy it? Can I afford it? Will she find out?
* As you walk around the house, just seeing a hairbrush lying on the dresser or a wooden spoon in a kitchen drawer can bring a little tingle in the tummy, or a bit lower down. Your own home is more exciting than an amusement park.
And the best of all:

* A good spanking often leads to an extended session of rumpy-pumpy. And if you need me to tell you why that's a good thing, you are doing it wrong!
So, ladies and gentlemen, I rest my case.

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bottoms up
Mike